Another highly enjoyable fic
Tape Delay by Rimy
"Doyle...I'm hungry," Bodie protested.
"If you want sympathy," was Doyle's unfeeling rejoinder, "you can find it in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'." He was shrugging into his jacket, prodding Bodie doorward. "And if it's breakfast you want, try cooking it yourself for a change."
"Oh, thanks, mate. With friends like you, who needs enemas?"